Saturday, April 9, 2011

Chloe Sevigny's Latest Persona

And who are we today, dear?

Darlings, it's time to check in on Chloe to see which personality is manifesting today on the red carpet. You may recall we recently discovered that the reason she dresses in such a spectacularly odd fashion is because she's using the red carpet as performance art. Or she truly has multiple personality disorder. Either way, we benefit.


Chloe Sevigny attends the launch of Kiehl's "Rare Earth
Deep Pore Cleansing Masque" in Santa Monica, California.


Imitation Fall 2011 Collection






Hey Y'all! Well, look who stopped by to say howdy. It's Tanya Jo. Tanya Jo is a busy gal who spends her days being a beautician, country western singer and fortune teller. She likes to stop by unexpectedly, set for a spell, and give un-asked for tips on frosting techniques and how to get the most out of your lifeline. If she's not in a hurry and you have some Dr. Pepper in the house, she might call on one of her spirit guides to give you tips on eyeshadow colors to try. And if she happens to have her banjo with her, why, aren't you the lucky one? Because Tanya Jo might get inspired and before her unexpected visit has ended you might be treated to an impromptu song about anything from acrylic nails and how they can determine how many children you'll have, to the unique heartbreak and pain that comes with having The Gift. Tanya Jo's a harmless gal mostly, but you'd be advised to keep your liquor and firearms under lock and key before you let her in. You should also not ask her about any of her ex-husbands unless you're in the mood for hours of banjo heartbreak songs.

[Photo Credit: getty, wireimage]


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